Revelations of a Sense

Revelations Section:
Oh, ...hello.
Newborn wisdom to impart, since I'm at that age. Will share any pearls of insight. Until just tonight, I'd failed to understand the deep meaning of a event that's probably happened to each one of us in our lifetimes,...or WILL.
Simply, "When the car right in front of you hits a skunk, you will suffer the brunt of the outcome."
(*Hopefully, inside another vehicle.)
...In the short remaining drive home, it was revealed that this truth is a lesson can apply to almost every area of life.

Warning-this Next Section is NOT readable with limited patience. May be too ...too.
NEW IDEA for the AGED WITH LANGUAGE SKILLS; AN artistic inspiration: Decided to become skilled writing in old olde aulde English, other than it's being mental Tri-athelonic, this is needed for an obvious reason: text communication, -aen curraent erkin ueasage todae. Soe keep luccen for thyne oepdaetz? Waeve coom alonge waye. Aye. Naedyn aulde tacnoelaegye.
OH BOY!!-Finally. This could be the one old dog trick to master, even if we never knew of it young. I admit it's challenging, -not easily written or read, -neither will it shorten writing time, but! our children won't think they know everything. They won't, this would take far too long for today's kids. We have persistance, if not time. What goes on with us, should stay with us. Whatta' you think? Efez Naught aen plaen syght,oetamynd. IMPORTANT: Soe ohes ayngraetz caennt trae puttinuse ayntae ye auld fuccaes heome". Here's sample of recent news item in O.E.
Ayn-dae-nyz: ...Meanwaele, byn hearen brakin naews fulle taeles ye David Carradine, "Grassehopple", aes nyoe history. Saed haeys daed fum gottaen heold owf hissownselve baccat hoeme ayne closaet?! Soes saed, waes a faemed half-nelson?! Ayt waesyn usaen haes faersom cung-fu, -*laek bacccen-aulde dyaese tv. Hwwaet oe helle kinnae fyte waes thyes? "Beaten hissownsaelf" aes wyhat ye auld carradine spouse saeys-, Kakken oewn ass? Fore ryaelle. Listning for reste oether siddae storae. Canna baelvye. Wyhaetae ruccus. Kynkaey.

Games People Forget How Not to Play

Was trying to remember how we played "20-Questions" during car trips...HMMM? *these illusive memories must have some formula to ease the stress of recall, & after, failing,..- OH NO! What about failing?!--Not ever remembering any other detail but the name for something? Like, say...-marzipan. The horror. Imagine...
-Therefore! Instead of writing about what I'd intended to, ... the new plan is to spontaneously use my mind right now, *acapella, to recall "Twenty Questions", -a driving game pastime. One that I'd probably detested.
My 1st obvious clue: It has 20 questions. Okay... #1-Does it have 20 questions? Yes. #2-Is it Hangman? No. *Of course it's not Hangman, that takes paper/pen & can make you go blind in a moving vehicle. How dumb. !!Hey, I remembered something here!... #3-Is it Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral? ......... Yes. *Something is not right. uh. #4-Well, which is it? Is it animal? -okay, #5 THAT'S #6. OKAY #6 -Is it animal? Yes. #7-Is it a person? NO & YES. Can you answer No & Yes both?! .. Alright! That counted as #8, -same question. -?? YES! So then. #9-Is it a human being? ...um. Yes.
#10-Is it a famous person? YES/NO. That's not fair,-is it? ... [silence] YES/NO, & that's #11. It's only #10,-Quit that...you CREEP. #10-Is it a kind or type of person? Yes... *AND, I GAVE you one there. One what??! [silence] ...Time out...-ONE WHAT!?? Now-, what are you talking about? ONE EXTRA QUESTION. ...And-, that was 3 more, so.. you're on #14 now. -I'm on #14 now? How's that!? Now, you're on #16. You're cheating...-that's not in the rules,..Is it? Well,-is it, OR IS IT NOT? YES/NO That's #19 now. Take that back! -I'm serious. IT'S #18-What are the rules anyway?..-Do YOU even know what the rules are??! NO. THAT'S #20, I WIN.
I AM only trying to remember the rules, what are the rules? Are there any set rules, YOU slimey cheater. Animal,-vegetable-whatever..HELL. Then what? It's too friggin difficult to do this right now. Especially Acapella. Does your answer have to start with the last letter of...? Son-of-a..Rats-butt, Urine-Fart-Tampon...-I quit. Forget about this whole deal. This BLOG. What's the point? ............................................................................................?????

NEW GAME.