Games People Forget How Not to Play

Was trying to remember how we played "20-Questions" during car trips...HMMM? *these illusive memories must have some formula to ease the stress of recall, & after, failing,..- OH NO! What about failing?!--Not ever remembering any other detail but the name for something? Like, say...-marzipan. The horror. Imagine...
-Therefore! Instead of writing about what I'd intended to, ... the new plan is to spontaneously use my mind right now, *acapella, to recall "Twenty Questions", -a driving game pastime. One that I'd probably detested.
My 1st obvious clue: It has 20 questions. Okay... #1-Does it have 20 questions? Yes. #2-Is it Hangman? No. *Of course it's not Hangman, that takes paper/pen & can make you go blind in a moving vehicle. How dumb. !!Hey, I remembered something here!... #3-Is it Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral? ......... Yes. *Something is not right. uh. #4-Well, which is it? Is it animal? -okay, #5 THAT'S #6. OKAY #6 -Is it animal? Yes. #7-Is it a person? NO & YES. Can you answer No & Yes both?! .. Alright! That counted as #8, -same question. -?? YES! So then. #9-Is it a human being? ...um. Yes.
#10-Is it a famous person? YES/NO. That's not fair,-is it? ... [silence] YES/NO, & that's #11. It's only #10,-Quit that...you CREEP. #10-Is it a kind or type of person? Yes... *AND, I GAVE you one there. One what??! [silence] ...Time out...-ONE WHAT!?? Now-, what are you talking about? ONE EXTRA QUESTION. ...And-, that was 3 more, so.. you're on #14 now. -I'm on #14 now? How's that!? Now, you're on #16. You're cheating...-that's not in the rules,..Is it? Well,-is it, OR IS IT NOT? YES/NO That's #19 now. Take that back! -I'm serious. IT'S #18-What are the rules anyway?..-Do YOU even know what the rules are??! NO. THAT'S #20, I WIN.
I AM only trying to remember the rules, what are the rules? Are there any set rules, YOU slimey cheater. Animal,-vegetable-whatever..HELL. Then what? It's too friggin difficult to do this right now. Especially Acapella. Does your answer have to start with the last letter of...? Son-of-a..Rats-butt, Urine-Fart-Tampon...-I quit. Forget about this whole deal. This BLOG. What's the point? ............................................................................................?????

NEW GAME.